This is how Pizza Hut wishes their employees luck on their last day on the job.

This is how Pizza Hut wishes their employees luck on their last day on the job.
Advertising

//cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/CvqBzxs1c1n.jpg

That is some high-quality sauce penmanship. I hope Pizza Hut pays whoever wrote that enough to keep them from going to a big-city pizza place. (via reddit)

To be fair, it's entirely possible that Pizza Hut is only mean to employees who decamp to Chicago or New York, where you're guaranteed to get better pizza than Pizza Hut no matter what hole-in-the-wall you walk into (especially in New York—eat it, Chicago!). Chicago is also home to the deep-dish pizza the Hut is most famous for, so they're probably very defensive. That being said, that BBQ sauce "Quitter" message looks really good. Almost good enough to warrant spending a few more years at Pizza Hut. Either that, or I really need to step away from my desk to go get lunch because my hunger is clouding my judgment.

Good luck, mystery (ex)Pizza Hut employee! I hope your decision to pursue success in Chicago works out, but if it doesn't, at least you can get a second "Quitter" pizza when you come crawling back to your hometown Hut.

Advertising