We couldn't understand them, but they sounded at least $26 worth of hungry.

Dear Stoners,

We know you're stoned.

Everyone You Talk To

Now that I've caused some guy who's really high right now to freak out in his apartment, let's discuss this receipt. When you work at a pizza place, stoners are going to call you, and they are going to be difficult to understand. They'll be easier to understand than someone who is slobbering drunk (and less likely to assault your driver), but there's a good chance they'll forget what they're ordering, take 40 minutes to do it, send you to the wrong address, or all of the above.

Sources: redditor Sloanasaurus_Nick