Have you ever looked at Donald Trump and thought, "That man would make a killer ice cream flavor?" Yeah, us either. But one ice cream maker has! Ample Hills Creamery in Brooklyn, NY has just created a flavor inspired by Trump called "Make America Orange Again." They've also made one for Hillary called "Madam President." Who do you think they're planning on voting for?
Ample Hills Creamery is milking this presidential election with their own campaign "Scoop the vote" by creating right and left-wing flavors. For Trump, they have an marshmallow creamsicle flavored ice cream, complete with brownie bricks so you can build your own wall. They were so committed, they went so far as to use an artificial coloring (something they typically avoid) to make the ice cream as obnoxiously orange as possible.
And if you're with Her, Ample Hills has also created a flavor for Hillary. They say it's made with "sugar and spice and women's rights." That's spiced chocolate mixed with oatmeal raisin cookies from Hillary's own cookie recipe. Mmmmm... sweet sweet control over our own uteruses (uterii?).
If you can get your hands on these in time, there's a fun debate game to be played: eat your feelings every time a candidate says something that makes you scared for the future.