A McDonald's restaurant in England now requires patrons to take a breathalyzer test before entering, in a move that will sink profits by 6 bajillion percent.

McDonald's is a classy establishment for classy people, not drunks!
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The number one place you immediately regret eating while drunk now wants to protect you from yourself and your dumb choices. JK, they don't want you passing out at the counter anymore while trying to order a Big Mac.

In an effort to prevent drunk monsters from ruining the integrity of the always-pristine chain restaurant, a McDonald's in the UK will now require visibly drunk patrons to take a breathalyzer before entering. Ladies and gentlemen, our basic freedoms have been compromised! First, you can't go to McDonald's drunk. Next thing you know, you can't drunkenly watch a pee-wee cricket game when you're not "actually a parent of one of the players." It's nonsense.

Sources: Fox News