All hail Baconator, destroyer of worlds.
What have they done? (via Wendy's)
American fast food companies are visionaries when it comes to combining old fast foods to make new ones. They've put a hot dog in pizza crust, a burrito in a quesadilla, a sandwich in fried chicken, pizza in a cinnamon bun, and bacon in a milkshake, just to name a few. This time around, Wendy's has decided to go down the remix route, spicing up an old classic with a new twist. And just like when Hollywood takes an old franchise and adapts it for a new audience, we're gonna pretend to hate it, but deep down, we're intrigued.
This image implies that a circular hot dog exists. (via Pizza Hut)
Wendy's has taken their famous Baconator—a bacon cheeseburger—and thrown it on some french fries. The product officially launches on June 29th and will stay in stores for a limited time. Don't worry, though; if you buy one now it will probably keep until 2097.