"If only I could get IN the tornado. All my relationship & work problems would be solved."

Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door. Build a better way to vaporize alcohol, and the world will stumble over in your direction, put its arm around you, and tell you it loves you so much, man. That's what Sam Bompas and Harry Parr did when they designed the Whiskey Tornado, or as they put it, "the world's first whiskey tornado," which makes us wonder how much they've been using it. By vaporizing it and spinning it so it's more concentrated, it's easier than previous forms of alcoholic air to actually get drunk using it. It also bypasses your liver (at first, it eventually gets there after visiting your blood and brains first) so you get drunk faster. Which is just what people who think consuming liquid alcohol consumes too much time need. Check out the full machine below:

Sources: Design Taxi