Ah, the savage world of Yelp reviews, where your attempt to crap all over a restaurant can reveal the time you crapped all over yourself. "Emma C." likely had no idea when she left a negative review for Nick's Riverside Grill in Washington, DC that she would end up having her bowel movements shared with the world. It's actually entirely possible that "Emma C." had no idea what had happened during her drunken visit to Nick's. The exchange began on Yelp when Emma left a one-star review decrying Nick's awful service, reports: