We all want our friendships to last forever so we can grow old and live together like the Golden Girls. But sometimes you realize a friend is not exactly who you thought they were and you have to GTFO of that friendship faster than you can say "multi-level marketing scheme." Cutting a toxic friend out of your life can be hard, especially when they make great margaritas, but it's worth it for your happiness and sanity. And besides, now you'll have time to get coffee with Vanessa from Zumba or play pool with Dave from work. Because when it comes to friendship, there really are plenty of fish in the sea. And most of those fish won't try to sleep with your boyfriend.
1.) From melston9380:
Borrowed a vehicle for a week - returned it full of trash with both door handles broken, and stinking of smoke. When I asked him about it, he said he didn't have time to clean up the mess, and his kid broke the handles, not him. We didn't talk much after that.