It's a story about how fat people should work out, so perhaps we can excuse the photo editor for not bothering to even read the caption before slapping a photo on it. How many of these non-stories can a human being really be expected to digest? Still, have you ever seen a man so overjoyed to not fall into a study's demographic? That's a grin that says, "Science can't catch up to this!" Though we guess it should be a frown that says, "Science doesn't give a crap about this."