Seriously, you've had months to plan something—anything!
If you're panicking over your lack of Halloween costume with only hours to spare, have no fear! Here are 8 free, printable masks that are sure to make your friends say, "Wow, Johnny really isn't trying very hard this year, is he?" and "That looks pretty shitty" and "What is that supposed to be? Is that supposed to be a costume?"
It's not our fault! You shouldn't have waited so long.
Today's the day you picked to google "popular Halloween costumes 2013"???
Did you think something awesome was just going to fall into your lap?
Well, it's hard to feel sympathetic when your laziness is obviously to blame.
Don't blame us if you look stupid tonight.
Doing something half-assed for Halloween is so ten years ago.
There are lots of terrific costumes out there, but yeah, they're not free.
The only thing we're afraid of is how little effort you put into this.