Good news! You can be a three-boobed fraud this Halloween.

Good news! You can be a three-boobed fraud this Halloween.
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Good news! You can be a three-boobed fraud this Halloween.
Not an actual photo of Jasmine Tridevil, believe it or not.

On the off chance that you didn't already blow your Halloween budget on an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge costume, I think I've got just what you need to be the coolest person at your local apple-bobbing party: a genuine Jasmine Tridevil costume, complete with three even faker-looking breasts.

No, no, no! There's really no need to shower me with your eternal gratitude. I'm not the hero here. The good people at HalloweenCostumes.com—who provide everything you need to make this the breast Halloween ever—are the real heroes.

(by Dennis DiClaudio)

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