Halloween is the perfect time of year to crack open a scary book or settle in for a monster movie marathon. In that spirit, it's about time we launched a new Halloween tradition of reminding people that the Twilight books, and their unwatchable movie adaptations, are terrible things that exist only because the universe is uncaring. To spread the message far and wide, we've gathered some of our favorite public excoriations of the saga of sparkles and shirtlessness. Let us know if we've missed any.