Congratulations — you now want to bang one of your childhood heroes. Better hurry before Mitt Romney fires her.

Year after year, scores of women who are as attractive as they are uncreative use Halloween as a threadbare excuse to dress up as scantily clad cats, angels, nurses, devils, and other characters that easily lend themselves to ample cleavage and an infinite bar tab. But a select few have branched out from the run-of-the-mill pirate and maid brigade and wandered into far weirder — yet still bizarrely sexy — costume territory. Here are some outfits that make us question our own sanity while still giving us incredibly awkward erections.

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