This also works for armed robbery, hot air balloon hijacking, and sobbing up at an ex-girlfriend's window, begging her to take you back. All three get a big fat "hilarious" in the banana suit. Just don't try wearing it while delivering a baby in a stalled elevator. You need to be dressed in an Angry Birds costume to make that newborn's first moments as rib-crushingly hilarious as possible.

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