Forget about shopping, a nice meal out, or even a spa day—the only thing you need to know about in order to treat yourself right in 2016 is the Anger Room. Originally from Arlington, Texas, Anger Room is coming soon to New York, Los Angeles, Dallas, and Chicago for limited engagements. Residents of those cities can make a reservation, and for $25-$75 (depending on location and length of time), show up and SMASH THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE ROOM. Who needs a massage when breaking everything around you is an option?
According the the website, the Anger Room is "the most cost effective alternative to stress relief on the market." Customers are given safety gear like goggles and suits to protect their clothes, as well as a "weapon" like a hockey stick upon their arrival, and then they just go to town.
Can two people go into an Anger Room together? You bet your sweet bippy they can—hello, DATE NIGHT! Screw Netflix and chill; you know you're more in the mood for Anger Room and kill! (Note: you are not supposed to attack the person with whom you enter the Anger Room. It's not like the Thunderdome. Two people can enter, and those same two people are expected to leave.)
But sorry, pregnant ladies, you're out of luck—Anger Room does not allow expecting mothers to use their facilities. You may be full of rage hormones, but you'll just have to make do by trashing your own apartment, or maybe the apartment of a friend or loved one.