Those jerks over at the World Health Organization just announced bacon causes cancer.

Those jerks over at the World Health Organization just announced bacon causes cancer.
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Lower that BLT from your greasy lips and take a seat. The news you've been trying to deny is true: bacon and other processed meats cause cancer.

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This is your colon on bacon.
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Eating as little as two slices of bacon per day increases your risk of colorectal cancer by 18%, according to the World Health Organization. If your response to that news is "How bad is colorectal cancer anyway?" then you might have a problem. 

Processed meats are meats that have been smoked or cured with salt and other preservatives, including "bacon, sausages, hot dogs, salami, corned beef, beef jerky and ham as well as canned meat and meat-based sauces." But researchers say pork, beef, and lamb that are unprocessed still "probably" cause cancer, which caused a stampede of people signing up to be part of the study that finds out for sure. 

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