Thank you, Burger King, for the horror that is the black bun burger. It is the Halloween treat that jumps out of your body, screaming "JUST KIDDING, I'M A TRICK!" in the true spirit of the holiday. Let the squeamish consider themselves warned: there will be pictures of green poop in this post, because that is what the black bun Halloween Whopper is doing to people, and we're here to do our jobs, dammit. In this case, our job is reporting on the important movements in our country and bowels.

Sources: h/t BuzzFeed