17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
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In honor of World Toilet Day, a totally legit and non-made-up holiday (actually it highlights sanitation issues in poor nations and you're a bad person for laughing at it), we found the 17 coolest crappers around. Every single one of these is better than the one you're probably currently sitting on to read this post.

1. This recliner toilet.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
You don't want to dig for change in here.

2. The Rhinestone Throne.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
This party potty is where Michael Jackson wrote "Beat It."

3. Because you have crappy taste in music and decor, the guitar toilet.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
We call this one "JOHN" Mayer.

4. This let's-hope-it's-an-optical-illusion fish toilet!

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
Still more humane than Sea World.

5. Because how else will you get kids to poop themselves, the Freddy Krueger toilet.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
1-2 Freddy's watching you poo.

6. Is that a tuba or a French horn? In any case, pee in it.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
Finally a bathroom that's
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7. Let go, Luke, in this Star Wars toilet.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
Don't FORCE it.

8. The "See-Through Loo" where you go to the bathroom behind a one-way mirror. Bonus: this video touches on the actual health reasons behind World Toilet Day.

9. Unfortunately, like most things voluntarily described as "pimp," this one is not actually functional.

10. It's all downhill once you've tried the ski toilet.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
More people want to watch this than the Winter Olympics.

11. Take the kid to the hardware store, you thought. Maybe they'll get interested in crafty stuff, you thought.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
Do you want to build a brown snowman?
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12. Be horrified by every stain your clothes have ever seen in this blacklight Batman bathroom.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
 Too bad it takes so long to get out of the Batsuit, he never gets to use it.

13. He sees when you've been naughty, he sees when you've been nice. Also, he watches you on the potty.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
"You're on my fiber-deficient list!"

14. This was-the-pun-really-worth-it Winnie The Pooh outhouse.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
KIDS- OMFG Do not get lured in here!

15. This wait-all-of-a-sudden-the-Winnie-the-Pooh-pun-sounds-clever throne throne.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
Talk about a royal flush!
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16. Priest to bless tank after every flush not included.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
What Would Jesus Do Do?

17. The Grandma's Lonely Sister Deluxe.

17 amazing toilets you should dump in before you die.
This is the bathroom you have after you're stood up at the altar, and you wear your wedding dress every day until you're an old lady and die. 
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