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In this video, Dr. Pimple Popper takes on a Pilar cyst, which is similar to an epidermoid cyst. The main differences between the two, according to the Dr. Pimple Popper (a.k.a. Dr. Sandra Lee) YouTube link, are that 90 percent of Pilar cysts occur on the scalp and they tend to be firmer, making it easier to take pop 'em out whole like golf balls. The patient said she'd had this one for 10 years. I bet she'd gotten pretty attached. Clearly the cyst didn't want to leave its comfy, rent-free, long-term residence.

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Dr. Lee theorized that people let cysts on the tops of their heads grow for longer periods of time than ones on the side or back of their heads, which tend to be more uncomfortable, and also more visible. A cyst on the top of the head doesn't get leaned on too often, and can be pretty easily hidden with the ol' hair comb over.

The woman says she never named this cyst (Dr. Pimple Popper loves it when people name cysts), but that she's been calling it "gremlin." As it was coming out, Dr. Lee decided that it looked like an big bulb of garlic. She wasn't wrong.

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Removal of this sucker was tough. The woman's head did not want to go numb. Dr. Lee had to stop and add more numbing stuff four times! The doctor spent the first six minutes of the video cutting, which is definitely longer than usual. But it's all worth it, because in the end, it comes out wonderfully, gloriously whole, leaving behind what looks like an empty eye socket.

Right before the cyst was evicted, Dr. Lee described it as "crowning," like when a baby is born. Dr. Lee asked her patient if she had any kids, and after the woman answered 'no,' Dr. Lee said, "This is your baby, I guess." Well, so long, little Garlic Gremlin, fly away to your new home, in a medical waste bin somewhere. Ah, kids. They grow up so quickly.