Watch Dr. Pimple Popper squeeze egg salad out of a patient's lollipop-sized cyst.

Watch Dr. Pimple Popper squeeze egg salad out of a patient's lollipop-sized cyst.
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Dr. Pimple Popper, whose real name is Dr. Sandra Lee, is back, this time tackling a huge lollipop-sized cyst on a patient's cheek. As the internet's most famous licensed dermatologist, Dr. Lee handles tons of blemishes besides pimples—people come to her from all over to have their huge cysts and lipomas (benign fatty deposits) removed. In this video, the patient knows all about the procedure, which is why he chooses to keep his mouth shut—he doesn't want the cyst to squirt in there. 1. Ewwww, and 2. smart man.

For the impatient types among you, the real squeezing starts at around the 2:15 mark.

At first Dr. Popper thinks she might be able to get whatever is on this dude's cheek out whole, but it quickly becomes clear that that's not possible, since it's got the texture of squeeze can cheese. That's just my opinion, the good doctor calls it "egg white salad." And we know the odor is bad because the patient himself comments on how "nasty" it smells.

What's that? You're not sufficiently grossed out yet? How about the part where Dr. Lee starts to discuss the actual smell of the contents of the cyst, describing it as smelling like "toe jam." [*Pukes into trash can next to desk.*] Okay, that's about enough for one day. Hope you enjoyed the video!

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