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Dr. Pimple Popper has this thing for naming cysts after food items—a lima bean, a gumball, a clove of garlic, onions…and now we've got what she's dubbed a "healthy mazza (sic) ball." Of course, she means "matzo ball," but whatever, she's a dermatologist, not a professional speller. Here we've got a patient with a cyst right where his forehead meets his hairline, and he's come to Dr. Pimple Popper (a.k.a. Dr. Sandra Lee) to remove it. And remove it she does, with glee. And watch we will, also with glee.

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For all of you impatient viewers, the popping starts at around 1:40 in the video.

She also calls it a macadamia nut. Maybe she's just constantly hungry. Which is quite a feat, given that she spends the majority of her day dealing with all sorts of weird body gunk. I guess when you're a doctor you just get used to it. Just as long as she doesn't start eating the cysts, everything's okay.