Your first time getting wasted is never cute.
But hopefully just a few people on your freshman floor saw you puke in the lounge and they don't remember anything from that night.
The adults featured in this BuzzFeed video never had that experience, for one reason or another, and so they've decided to get drunk for the first time on camera so that millions of people can see them get fun and silly and excited and then sad and weepy and desperate. It's pretty miraculous that neither of these pairs of strangers starts making out, though there is some hair-smelling.
That would all be sufficiently embarrassing, but then BuzzFeed makes them reflect on what they learned from the experience, as if this video was made as an educational resource for young kids debating whether alcohol will solve all their problems.
It won't. But distracting yourself from them with viral videos of other people doing stupid shit might do the trick.