Your first time getting wasted is never cute.

Adults Get Drunk For The First Time

Posted by BuzzFeed Video on Friday, August 28, 2015

But hopefully just a few people on your freshman floor saw you puke in the lounge and they don't remember anything from that night.

The adults featured in this BuzzFeed video never had that experience, for one reason or another, and so they've decided to get drunk for the first time on camera so that millions of people can see them get fun and silly and excited and then sad and weepy and desperate. It's pretty miraculous that neither of these pairs of strangers starts making out, though there is some hair-smelling. 

Sources: BuzzFeed Video