Going to the doctor is a privilege, and sometimes a health necessity. But it can also be really, really awkward, uncomfortable, and embarrassing. Often a combination of the three. If you've ever wandered around a public building carrying a cup full of your own urine, you know what I'm talking about.
1.) From BigCatTherapist:
So yesterday I went to the doctor for some intestinal bleeding. My doctor is fairly new to the office and I've only meet her once before this. I'm only 21 so I've never had a reason for a doctor to go knuckle deep in my rectum before, but the doctor insisted it needed to be done for some tests. So I bend over the table, she lubes up and digs for treasure. I hadn't pooped in a day or so because it hurts when I do so I was a bit stopped up. Upon starting to pull out I immediately realize what's about to happen and try everything in my power to stop it. Too late! Doctor pulls her finger out and plop, out lands a turd, right on the floor. I was able to hold back the rest but the damage was done.
Tl;dr Pooped on the floor of my doctor's office.