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Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you should put a rock in your hooha.

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you should put a rock in your hooha.

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Good news, ladies. Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop newsletter is back again with more advice on the care and keeping of your lady parts. What is it this time? Healing vagina stones. More specifically, jade stones in the shape of eggs which you insert into your hooha.

That's right, my friends. For just $66 (available for purchase at the Goop shop, of course), you too can stick a magical rock in your vagina. Why would one do such a thing? According to Goop's "beauty guru/healer/inspiration/friend," Shiva Rose:

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