Alves began the segment apologizing to his tailor, clarifying for the curious that he would no longer be needing his frequent services because "I had four ribs removed so I can do up my blazers without having to breath in or break buttons or have my blazers altered."
And if you're interested in what human ribs look like sitting unceremoniously in a plastic container, there's a treat for you in the video below. Host Phillip Schofield does his best to insert a graphic content warning, but by the time he gets the words out, the ribs are already on full display. It's okay, he reasoned, it's not that graphic.
And he's right! They look, interestingly, like any old ribs. Pork ribs, beef ribs, in the end all living beings are just a collection of delicious looking ribs. "Those are... those are my ribs."