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One of the problems with dying, other than that whole "no longer getting to enjoy life" thing, is that you might still take up physical space. This is true even if you minimize that physical space by becoming to a pile of ashes. Instead of being an urn burden (aka a "b-urn-den") on your loved ones after you die, you should plan ahead to have your ashes made into one of these actual items that you can put actual ashes in. They might not all be useful, but they are, at the very least, an unusual and/or good way to horrify the more delicate members of your family (because that's everyone's goal after they die, right?).