We got gross so you didn't have to!

The human body is a work of art when it's not excreting waste. (via Thinkstock)

Have you ever wondered what mystical things happen in the forbidden realm known as the other gender's bathroom? Well, wonder no longer: We got our female writers to ask our male writers about the men's room, and then got our male writers to do the same. The results are illuminating, to say the least. (BTW, we are by no means trying to reinforce the gender binary; our office just doesn't have a gender-neutral bathroom. We're interested in everyone's shit/piss!).

Women ask men.

"Gents? It's like we're in Mad Men!" (via Thinkstock)