Look, let's get one thing clear right off the bat: Caroline Berg Eriksen is a terrible human being. Okay, maybe she's not a terrible human being, per se. But she is definitely terrible at being human. Because humans are supposed to be flawed and imperfect and depressed and prone to eating pumpkin pie ice cream at 4 am because they're sad that their dog is going to die one day. And they are NOT supposed to look like THAT four days after giving birth! Oh, I'm sorry, correction: almost four days after giving birth. Here's the full picture that the the 26-year-old new mom posted to her Instagram:

Sources: Caroline Berg Eriksen | h/t Gawker