People share the reasons why they got their scars. Don't try to skateboard in your 50s.

People share the reasons why they got their scars. Don't try to skateboard in your 50s.
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Little kids shouldn't have bikes, grown men shouldn't iron shirts, and even littler kids shouldn't live in the same house as a shiny razor. Those are the most grisly lessons learned from the sometimes funny, sometimes horrifying AskReddit question, "What's the stupid reason you have that scar?" Of course, there's also the one about the fetus who ate his own poop, so there's a little something for everyone.

In case it goes without saying, don't read these stories if you don't like reading about injuries. Because there are a lot of blood, cuts, and...well, things that lead to scars.

1. The one about the fetus who ate his own poop.

2.  Helmet, bro.

3. Midlife crisis solved forever!

4. Fell/sat = never a good combination.

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5. Tl;dr: Bad dog.

6. Why does no one here wear bike helmets?

7. Nope.

8. Wrinkles aren't that bad.

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9. And the winning comment is... "Clever girl."

10. The perils of ignoring your mother.

11. Doors are psychotic.

12. Sounds like a cute kid.

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13. "Want to know how I got these scars?"

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