Science is important: it explains our behaviors, answers our questions and even saves lives! But then sometimes we read scientific studies that make us wonder: science, are you high right now?? Here are some studies we found this week that made us wonder what science was smoking.

1. Science says getting laid will make you better at sports.

Just what society needs: a study telling jocks to do sex more. A new study conducted by sex toy company Adam & Eve found that male and female athletes who had sex on the reg showed improved athletic performance, in terms of strength, agility and endurance. High five, bro!