An AskReddit thread prompted sperm donors to share the kind of porn they were provided at the sperm bank, but it ended up getting a lot more detailed than that. People couldn't help spilling all sorts of wet, sticky details about the process of getting strangers pregnant—and it turns out the conditions at your local sperm bank aren't as luxurious as you might hope.
1. Kindiana explains the type of creature comforts you can expect when you get there.
I went about 10 years ago to get my count checked, I was 19 and having nut pain. They didn't even give me a room, they gave me a cup and sent me to the restroom....a public restroom. I couldn't afford a cool phone at that time so phone porn wasn't an option. I couldn't get it up, no matter how many shits people were taking.
(We're pretty sure that last bit was a joke.)