Putting all of our punning instincts to the testes. (via KSBW News)

I'd like to sit here and tell you that I'm writing this blog post because Thomas Cantley's efforts to shine a light on the dangers of testicular cancer are noble. I'd like to explain to you that I deeply admire that, instead of simply returning to the banalities of everyday life following his own personal victory over the disease, he decided to push a six-foot, flesh-colored ball across the country so that other men might think to get checked for it before it's too late. I would like for you all to believe that I am a good and decent person who seeks to use this media outlet as an opportunity to make a small but meaningful contribution to civilization.

Sources: KSBW News | h/t Uproxx