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A British advocacy group called Fathers 4 Justice has dreamed up a delicious new way to raise awareness for men's health issues: Viagra sausage. Finally, you can incorporate cured meats into your foreplay.

Of course, the sausages don't literally contain Viagra, which is a prescription-only drug. But don't let your sausage wilt at that disappointing news. These bangers are chock full of herbal ingredients that will (supposedly) turn your soggy Vienna sausage into a foot-long kielbasa. Every Viagra sausage contains two kinds of ginseng, L-arginine, and horny goat weed. Even if those herbs don't work, you'll probably get aroused just from saying the words "horny goat weed."