It’s always annoying to get unsolicited advice, but since you're the one clicking on this, you’re clearly in need of a fortune cookie. We'll do you one better with 15 of the best pieces of wisdom given to 15 complete strangers on Reddit who aren’t you. Just pick and choose which ones you want to take to heart. After all, we're not here to tell you what to do, but hopefully you're a better person after finishing this list.
1. TheGodfather3 is no longer a smoker.
An 18 year old me was given this slightly inappropriate piece of wisdom by a random old man with an oxygen tank several years ago. I was smoking a cigarette outside of where I worked when he approached me and said, "Put out that cigarette! Do you know how hard it is to get pussy with an oxygen tank?".
I didn't quit for a few years after that but it always kind of stuck with me. Haven't smoked for 2+ years now.
2. One of fa105934's strengths is having a spectacular grandfather.
3. Radiation_Dude realized he was being controlled by his irritating little brother.
4. Heatseek will never live long enough to become the villain.
"no one is the villain of their own story"
It has always helped me to read more in to the motivation of others