Going home for the holidays isn't all joy and gift-giving. It's also a total sh*t show. If you don't believe me, believe the way you scream "IT ME" while reading these tweets, you filthy animals.
As a relatively successful and busy man who lives in the city, my greatest fear is losing my girlfriend to a hometown hunk with a young son who teaches her the true meaning of Christmas— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) December 24, 2017
Good luck to all the panicking single people who'll use a simple "merry Christmas" text today to try and reignite something with that 4/10 they once dated.— Chris Godfrey (@ChrisPJGodfrey) December 25, 2017
I love having my millennial son home for the holidays so he can try to go viral by roasting the regular shit laying around my house— michael (@dogboner) December 24, 2017
My niece and nephew screamed at every present they opened. Their unadulterated joy caused my hangover to take hold and I needed to regroup. I am now sat on the edge of the bath in a Christmas pudding hat next to a duck. This is a bad one. Season’s Greetings to you and yours. pic.twitter.com/fQ7r7q1wVo— Greg James (@gregjames) December 25, 2017
Mother is still in a mood with me from Christmas Eve because I came home off me tits & cannonballed straight into the tree— Georgia Schofield 💸 (@KoolSchofield) December 27, 2017
Father God,— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) December 25, 2017
I don’t know what I will do if I have to endure the smell of jollof rice while my dad prays for 45 mins! Please lord.....NOT this Christmas !
my mom was upset cause we got her an exfoliating mask “for men” and i was like can you just be fuckin feminist and slather the goddamn charcoal on your face debra— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) December 25, 2017
We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year. pic.twitter.com/lYaK6RN8yK— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) December 25, 2017
my 7 year old sister just blurted out “we all hate trump, right?” at the family dinner table! stir the pot sis!— bobby (@bobbygelter) December 24, 2017
Wanna feel attacked???? Wear ripped jeans to any family event— emalee (@_emaleeeng) December 25, 2017
This is my gran. She has filled her dressing gown pockets with kettle chips and is refusing to play the board game pic.twitter.com/wqVOKQJpyz— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) December 25, 2017
Being home for Christmas has been very enlightening. I've realized I am really hot but also really ugly.— Chris Klemens (@ChrisKlemens) December 27, 2017
I saw AT LEAST 5 engagements on Facebook & I'm happy for them all, but to my future husband: don't propose to me on a holiday, I want our anniversary to be a separate special day, okkk? Ok.— Abby (@hahaitsabby) December 25, 2017
Who’s fantastic idea was it to buy my sister a saxophone for Christmas?? 25 to midnight I’m tryna sleep but got Lisa bloody Simpson tooting away next door— Abi Glynn (@abi_glynn) December 25, 2017