Choosing a Halloween costume is tough. You want it to be smart and original, but you also don't want it to break the bank or be too high-concept. Whatever you choose to do, you should really step up to this challenge and don't just choose the most go-to offensive yet slightly topical thing possible. You know what we're talking about. You are not a comedic genius for dressing up as Trayvon Martin, Jerry Sandusky, or Miley Cyrus; you are probably super annoying. Here's a list of all the costumes to avoid this year. We've divided them up into loose categories, so you can know exactly why your costume isn't as clever and/or funny as you think it is.