April 20: the unofficial birthday of the pot drug. Because it's 4/20, get it? Weed Day! (It's also Hitler's birthday, but that's not really as fun.) So in honor of weed's Christmas, here are 20 tweets about 4/20 that you'll probably forget before you've even finished reading them.
Happy 420 day from Colorado or as we like to call it, Wednesday.— Mmmkay? (@missekay) April 20, 2016
Today on 4/20, remember that pot should be legalized but people who buy High Times magazine & wear pot leaf clothing should be incarcerated— Drew Schnoebelen (@Dschnoeb) April 20, 2016
For #420, I'm reading John Williams' STONER. So far, it's about a sad marriage. Hoping marijuana comes into the story and fixes everything.— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) April 20, 2016
Today isn't just huge for Sublime fans, but those who admire school shooters or Hitler in general. 4/20: A little something for everyone— Nikki Walter (@TurboGrandma) April 20, 2016
It's 4/20, you know what that means, heh heh!! *winks*— A Pile of Cheese (@Cheese_Pile) April 20, 2016
It means I forgot to do my taxes lol
Happy 4/20! May your development be the only thing that's arrested today.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 20, 2016
If smoking weed offends you:— Weed (@Loekmom) April 20, 2016
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. *hits blunt*
5. *hits blunt again*
Everyone complains about Hallmark holidays. Well, here's 4/20, a holiday that's completely uncommercial, created by the people.— Joe Garden, Blankie (@joegarden) April 20, 2016
Happy 4/20. You forgot to pick me up at the airport again.— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 20, 2016
Everyone tweeting bout it being 4/20 and I'm just here sipping my tea scoffing my crumpets humming god save the queen like it's 20/4 bruv— Foxdrop (@Foxdroplol) April 20, 2016
4/20 jokes might be funny to me too if marijuana hadn't killed my beautiful nephew Keevan.— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 20, 2016
DONT CELEBRATE 4/20 UNTIL AFTER THE MARKETS CLOSE AIGHT DONT PARTICIPATE IN THE MARKET UNDER THE INFLUENCE FOR THE SAFTEY OF ASSET PRICES B— Wu-Tang Financial (@Wu_Tang_Finance) April 20, 2016
but mom please it's 4/20 let me wear my weed socks to school— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) April 20, 2016
Finally, a day for stoners to let the world know that they enjoy weed. #420— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) April 20, 2016
Trump confuses 9/11 and 4/20, wins the Millennial vote by a landslide— Duck. (@druuuck) April 20, 2016
Happy 4/20 and remember, marijuana may not be a gateway drug but Donald Trump is definitely a gateway Hitler.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 20, 2016
4/20. Very important date. Weed holiday. Hitler's birthday. The day my wife left me for a bouncer she met at a Puddle of Mudd concert.— Juggalocialism (@UweBollocks) April 20, 2016
Just purchased the most incredible dank nugg for 4/20. Turn up pic.twitter.com/KzDfcVXYYW— Ten Gallon Fedora (@sam_reginald) April 20, 2016
Hahaha I just thought of an awesome 420 tweet, haha. um. wait. uhhh— Jamie (from before) (@Jamie1947) April 20, 2016