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1. Apple picking.

What sounds better than going apple picking on a cool autumnal afternoon? Who doesn't want to pick out their own pumpkin to carve into a spooky Jack-O-Lantern? All your friends want to. Or least that's what they'll tell you, usually while drunk. I have made countless empty promises that "we should totally go apple picking." Anyone who tells that "This year they mean it" is a dirty liar 99% of the time. I've been having this conversation every fall for years now and I haven't picked apple nor pumpkin since I was seven years old.