Everyone loves a great April Fools' gag, right? Ha, just kidding: that stuff is only funny if it happens to someone else, and we never laugh so much as we express relief that we weren't the diabolical prankster's victim... this time.
So give yourself a pat on the back if you didn't fall for these extremely mean jokes this year—you've earned it. And if you did get played for a sucker, well, start planning your elaborate revenge, because you've got 365 days to work on it.
First up, we have these fake cake pops, which hurt just to look at. It's a waste of chocolate and Brussels sprouts! You monster!
Next up, this bogus pop-up ad from Pornhub, which definitely caused a few heart attacks today. Death is never funny, guys.