Some people take Christmas more seriously than others. If you decide to becomes roommates with a person like that, mid-October is exactly when things start to get weird. While many of us are still scrambling to decide on a creative, yet tasteful Halloween costume, (Sexy Pizza Rat? Sexy Donald Trump's Combover? Sexy Empty Shell of a Person?) one very impatient, yet festive, person took it upon themselves (during the "one f***ing day" his roommate went out of town) to spread a little holiday cheer... for the wrong holiday.
We're talking full size tree, giant inflatable candy cane, snowmen, stockings, the works. It looks like Buddy the Elf's crack den in there. It's great, but not as great as watching Father Christmas' roommate become completely enraged when he comes home and discovers his halls have been decked, in October.
...and you thought leaving dishes in the sink was bad.