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If we're being honest, most of us don't put much effort into our Halloween jack-o'-lanterns beyond "triangle eyes, triangle nose, mouth with one tooth." It's boring, it's lazy, and it's why 13-year-olds kick them to pieces the first chance they get. Luckily, there are people out there with more disposable free time and much less sanity who are willing to go above and beyond the call of conventional gourd sculpture. Let us take a moment to honor all the carvers out there with the uncanny ability to make pumpkins look even more disgusting than the stringy orange stuff inside them.

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1. This pumpkin that will rip your skull out.

2. This drunk af pumpkin.

3. This Death Star pumpkin.

4. This Human Centipede pumpkin.

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5. This pumpkin person crawling out of a pumpkin.

6. This pumpkin alien.

7. This suicidal pumpkin.

8. This electric chair pumpkin.

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9. These drowning pumpkins.

10. This pumpkin who knows how to use a saw.

11. This fellatio pumpkin.

12. These pumpkins acting out 2 Girls 1 Cup.

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13. This brain-eating pumpkin.

14. This Frankenstein's pumpkin.

My friends pumpkin

15. This Black Mirror episode of a pumpkin.

16. This pumpkin that eats its own.

Cannibalism on a pumpkin level
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17. This Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde pumpkin.

2012- Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 2

18. This [BREAKING BAD SPOILER REDACTED] pumpkin.

2013- Gustavo Fring

19. This two-faced pumpkin.

Two-Face

20. This Jurassic Parkpkin.

Beautiful Pumpkin Brontosaurus
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21. This jailhouse pumpkin.

🎃🎃🎃 #pumpkin #skeletons #spiders #love #halloween

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22. This David S. Pumpkins and his skeletons, rolled into one.

my entry into my family's annual pumpkin carving contest.

23. This Pumpkin Spike pumpkin.

Pinhead Pumpkin

24. This overly attached pumpkin.

Laina in Gourd
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24. This Pumpkin Who Must Not Be Named.

25. These possessed pumpkins.

And the scariest pumpkin of them all...

26. This Trumpkin.

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Thanks again to all these dedicated nutjobs for pumpkin spicing up our Fall, oh god we're so sorry.