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'Tis the season...for dirty jokes. Don't let the holiday stress get you down. Sit back, relax and have a laugh at these super silly and (somewhat) SFW dirty Christmas jokes. Let's face it, you were going to end up on Santa's naughty list anyway.

1. What do the reindeers' wives do while their husbands are helping Santa deliver gifts all over the world?

They go into town to blow a few bucks.
They go into town to blow a few bucks.
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2. Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.
He sold his soul to Santa.
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3. Why does Santa have a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.
Because he only comes once a year.
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4. Why is Santa’s little helper sad?

Because he has low ELF-esteem.
Because he has low ELF-esteem.
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5. Why did Santa name his penis Conjunction?

Because it joins Clauses.
Because it joins Clauses.
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6. Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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7. What do snowmen use to make snow babies?

Snow balls.
Snow balls.
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8. Why does Santa land on the roof?

Because he likes it on top.
Because he likes it on top.
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