Festivus, a holiday made popular by Seinfeld, gets bigger and bigger every year. Fans celebrate "Festivus for the rest of us" every December 23rd, by gathering around a stark aluminum pole, airing their grievances, and performing feats of strength. Yes, buying Festivus gifts kind of defeats the the whole purpose of the holiday, but who cares? Here are 15 gift ideas for the Seinfeld superfan in your life. Happy Festivus!
Because tinsel is distracting.
Great gift for your dog, who won't stop barking because he loves Festivus (or hates you.)
Great gift for any child you want to disappoint, confuse, or terrify this holiday season.
Great gift for anyone you want to spoon.
Remember when Kramer accidentally got issued a proctologist's license plates? Now, you can give these to someone you love on purpose!
The person you buy this for may say, "but I don't want to be a pirate." But that's just too damn bad, Grandpa. You're getting a puffy shirt, and you're going to like it.
George is getting upset, but the person you give these earrings to won't be.
Stop crying and fight your father for this t-shirt.
9. Festivus Brunch at the Renaissance Hotel
Buy your family drinks like The Junior Mint, The Cozmo, and The Pez while you tell them how much they've wronged you.
Give this gift to the new baby in your life, so they can learn disappointment.
12. George Tattoo
Give someone the gift they can never ever return.
13. A pair of Festivus Boxers for dad.
This is a great gift for the fashionista in your life.
Print out these cards from the fictional charity George invented for everyone you know. You'll look charitable, and keep all the money for yourself.