The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
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The holidays are upon us once again, so it's a good time to remember that old saying: "The only gift you should ever give anyone is Someecards stuff." It's as true this year as it's ever been. Here are the best gifts to give to that special "some"one in 2015:

SomeWine

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The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
A white wine, for those who like to be able to see through their booze.

$12.99—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
If you give this gift in person, remember it's pronounced "pee-no."

$12.99—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
In case you're still worried you'll mispronounce "pinot."

$12.99—Buy now.


Some Calendars

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
This desk calendar will finally give your loved ones a reason to come into work in the morning.
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$10.47—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
The mini wall calendar is perfect for sensitive types who can't bear to tear pages off a calendar.

$6.32—Buy now.


Some Coffee Mugs

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Swearing on a coffee mug? We went there!

$7.99—Buy now.

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The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Buy this for someone who wants to subtly throw shade at their boss.

$12.75—Buy now.


Some Greeting Cards

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Send a holiday card in print form and pretend you've traveled back in time.

$10.00—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
These cards are good for any time of year. Even March!
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$6.99—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Don't let The Man catch you with these raunchy uncensored cards.

$10.00—Buy now.


Some Glasses and Coasters

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
It's the gift that says, "You really need to stop drinking out of the bottle."

$9.99—Buy now.

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The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
It's always fuck this shit o'clock somewhere.

$9.40—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
For when you want to make sure you won't ruin your furniture after you get wasted.

$8.00—Buy now.


Some Books

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Finally, a book about Christmas.
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$19.55—Buy now.

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Our books are the only books in the world that don't make disappointing gifts.

$8.73—Buy now.


Some Mad Libs

The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
Someecards Mad Libs can save any party from the horror of Cards Against Humanity.

$4.99—Buy now.

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The Complete 2015 Holiday Gift Guide Of Only Someecards Merchandise
These Mad Libs-style love and sex coupons are hilarious, but be warned: they are non-transferable.

$4.99—Buy now.

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