James Breakwell, known on Twitter as @XplodingUnicorn, is known for his funny and intensely real observations about being a dad. They've earned him 674,000 followers, and this Halloween, he proved that he deserves every one of them. He kept a running live account of all the maddening, hilarious, and sometimes adorable facts of life when you're trying to celebrate this weird holiday with a bunch of little kids.
On the one hand, parenting seems exhausting. But on the other hand, candy.