It still feels a bit long.

Even though Last Week Tonight is on hiatus until September 13th, John Oliver wanted to send a message to privileged little HBO-subscribing brats before they start another year of schooling. He does a rundown of pretty much every subject you'd be taught before college and tells you what you actually need to know, which of course, only amounts to four minutes of material. It's like a SparkNotes for 12 years of education that will definitely make you want to know more about Warren G Harding's penis.

Sources: YouTube/Last Week Tonight