Today is a day that's supposed to be about drinking, and celebrating America, and drinking, and eating, and getting too drunk, and drinking more, and scaring the sh*t out of dogs with fireworks, and celebrating America. But it's hard to celebrate America when the President is holding a military parade on the taxpayers' dime while kids die in cages at the border and democracy dies in the White House. A lot of people just aren't feeling very festive this year.
Luckily, one thing Americans haven't lost is our ability to find humor in even the darkest times. Here are 14 jokes about the confusion of trying to celebrate a country that we used to love, and still appreciate living in, but that is turning into a horror film before our eyes. Happy 4th of July!!!!!