This chocolate Santa is the most disturbing chocolate Santa you've ever seen once the foil comes off. It's also the most hilarious, as it has made a previous Christmas appearance with Someecards. Funny how something like Christmas can so often look more naughty than nice. Even kids' drawings of Santa can accidentally make Santa well-endowed. And here's a chocolate Santa that looks precisely like a penis once it's unwrapped:

Just when you'd thought you'd settled your brains for a long winter's nap, your brain sees a long winter's penis. Looks like something other than the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes. Merry Christmas!

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