Halloween is the best holiday we have, and not because of candy or sexy costumes. It's because of Nightmares Fear Factory's annual tradition of posting photos of people absolutely losing their sh*t in their haunted house. It's assumed they're just yelling inarticulate, guttural please for help, but there's no knowing for sure. So, here's a few guesses about what these poor tormented people are actually saying in their most vulnerable moments. Aside from, "I peed my pants a little." 

1. "Sup, I'm Mr. Cool Guy."

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2."We can't be a rainbow if everyone wears purple."


3. "I'm your seatbelt in life, mom."

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Sources: Nightmares Fear Factory