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Halloween is a time of traditions: jack-o-lanterns, trick-or-treating, and trick-or-treaters stealing the entire bowl of candy left out on the porch with a note saying “take one.” Seeking to stop that kind of thing—or trying to avoid trick-or-treaters entirely? That’s why you leave a note.

1. Sheryl Crow and Adam Duritz hate greedy people.

Call their bluff and grab five. It only says that crows might pluck your eyes out.
Call their bluff and grab five. It only says that crows might pluck your eyes out.

2. "Evil" is redundant.

It's better to give out nothing than candy corn anyway.
It's better to give out nothing than candy corn anyway.
Sources: Imgur | Cafe Mom | Passive Aggressive Notes | Instructables | Diets in Review